Ah yes...(No!)

Old people. "When I was at your age, I was eating shit."

Why I hate old people: Because they're annoying. They are fat, aggressive turtles and noisy farts.

They ALWAYS Complain. 

They always think they have a disease but are old and close to death.

They constantly whine about at least 3 things per day.

And most annoying - Strolling (or riding their dirty ass golf cars)

I always walk fast. Since I was a child, my dad walked very fast, then I had to follow him by running.

I'm walking in the street, and 99% of the problem is them - walking slowly. Like life is waiting for them while, in reality, it is their death. The most annoying part is when they carry that bag with wheels and walk exceptionally slowly. I WANT TO CUT THEIR LEGS OFF AND KEEP WALKING.

The worst part is the pharmacy - when they ask too many questions about every ingredient in fuckin Zoloft. They are always slow, and oxygen is the chemical element that shouldn't work for them.

Taking off the credit card to pay so slowly like a crane. Then farts. 

They whined constantly about their hard life and every minor problem. You have only a couple years to live... can you spend it like it's the last? 

They slow and stupid. and I better not hear no story from their childhood. And I can't look at them because they look depressed all the time. But only when they tell a story about their puberty it's okay for them.

Grow your almost-dead brain and enjoy life like it's the last day. 99 problems, but a boring story about your childhood ain't one. And rest of the stories are about how they have the most terrible diseases or other "problems" in their life that nobody gives a shit about. If cocaine was a pill, they better take it and be a little more upbeat and fast before I slap their ass.

Old is not about age, and it's about personality. Old people are called old because deep in their souls, they just cry majorly depressive and have the same line on their faces. Sadness and "I'm old, so give me respect"... I'm 20 years old and very fast and nonstop talking, and I can feel and act like a child even when I am 40+. But my 26 years old ex was boring like old. So she was old at 26, which is not even close to aging, but in "numbers"" (the appointment number is 162, but the number of IQ is 0.1mg.  They are boring, old farts. And raising ugly body that touches their grandchildren. Disgusting.